The reason why we do not do art projects...

Keith was gone all day yesterday, so I thought we would do a fun art project for Father's Day. I gave specific instructions---put a little bit on your fingers and then draw a picture on the paper. I then demonstrated and helped M.E. to put a little on her finger and then on the paper. I said, "Do not eat it and do not stick your whole hands in the paint!" The first thing M.E. did---ate it! The first thing Gideon did---stuck his hands in it and then rubbed his eye! We had a huge mess and no art project!!!