-isms...

Mommy: "ME...what are you doing?"
ME: "Eating boogers! They are good! Do you want to try one?!?"

Mommy: "Gideon...why do you call me Kristie, but you call Keith, Dad?"
Gideon: "I call you Kristie in the morning and Mommy at night."
ME: "He calls you Kristie because that is your middle name and Mommy is your last name."
Mommy: "Well, then what is my first name?"
ME: "I don't know!"